What does a 6'10" Irishman with a sunburn have in common with the star named Betelgeuse?

They're both red giants, and way bigger than my son(sun).

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Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space
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Why did the astronomer say no to Orange Juice?

He preferred Betelgeuse...

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From The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

β€œYou know,” said Arthur, β€œit’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.” β€œWhy, what did she tell you?” β€œI don’t know, I didn’t listen.”

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