My wife is threatening to leave me because I’m addicted to wearing a new T-shirt every half an hour.

I said, β€œWait! I can change!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Uncle was visiting

(Note: posto in bengali means poppy seed)

Uncle: what do you call a place that sells posto

Me: idk drug cartel lol

Uncle: no...postoffice suppresses chuckles

sigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whizzing-wombat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2015
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