I Belize this belongs here
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👤︎ u/grampu
📅︎ May 08 2018
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I'm headed to Belize for awhile and my dad had this great one

Me: hey dad I'm staying in the seaside hostel in Belize

Dad: wow, that is unBelizable

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👤︎ u/alBROgge
📅︎ Jan 17 2016
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Thanksgiving with Mom
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👤︎ u/sdot28
📅︎ Nov 22 2018
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb

A Brazilian

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📅︎ Feb 26 2018
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2 Friends named Ryan and Dave were fixing up a car. They’re Country-Geeks by day, and Racers by night.

Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?

Dave: No, but you bet I’m Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?

R: Sure.

Car makes weird sound

R: Guatemala with the car?

D: I’m Czeching it out, and it seems like something’s wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, let’s put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.

R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.

D: Yep, and it’s definitely China distract me.

R: I’m kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.

Later

R: Oman, it’s already 9 Pm, there’s Norway that we can fix it by tonight.

D: That’s what we are Guinea find out.

R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but it’s pretty risky.

D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm

R: Ok, Tur the Key!

Car turns on

D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I can’t Bolivia did it!

R: Hey, I can’t Belize it either!

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📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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I walked right into one while watching the opening ceremony last night.

My husband and I were watching the parade of nations and Belize was entering the stadium. The population and number of athletes were displayed on the bottom and I said, "Wow, I didn't know Belize had such a small population. Not even half a million people."

My husband replied, "Yea, it's pretty unbeliezable."

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📅︎ Aug 06 2016
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Extreme Pun Combo

Don't wanna be Obama self. I'm just China to make you happy. Yes, my pun Israel. Norway I'm lying, Syria stuff. You guys Ghana have to Czech these puns. Okay, I think I will Finnish now. I think Alaska guy to help me out because I’m Havana hard time. You have no India how long it took me to make these puns, but I hope they'll help Sweden your day because I Canada think of one anymore. Oman, I think Iran out of ideas Irish I can think of Samoa. I think my Bahrain can’t think of one anymore but Taiwan this to continue. I want Tibet that there are better things to do now. I Belize it’s time to put an end to these puns because I’m Oslo getting Bordeaux this. African hate these puns I want Togo because I Amsterdam tired. I’m Sudan with puns now.

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📅︎ Dec 31 2014
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Coworker asked if we wanted to join him for lunch...

Coworker 1: No thanks, I brought chili for lunch.

Coworker 2: Oh, what a coincidence! Because I brought Belize!

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👤︎ u/CavMan
📅︎ Jan 23 2014
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