A list of puns related to "Beignet"
I said ... “wouldn’t they be called have-yeys?” She said, “no. Been-yeys.” I said, “but if they are fresh, wouldn’t they be Have-yeys, and if they were old they would be “been-yeys?”
She just groaned and said my dad jokes were getting worse.
So I made beignets for breakfast (think I'll leave that to the pros from now on).
I wake up my daughter (age 9) to let her know they're ready. The conversation goes like this:
Daughter: Are beignets ready? Me: They've been ready. Daughter: They've beignet ready?
I have to leave the room to keep from crying--I'm so proud.
His significant udder.
We’ve all beignet before, amiright?
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