Beignet Puns

I said ... “wouldn’t they be called have-yeys?” She said, “no. Been-yeys.” I said, “but if they are fresh, wouldn’t they be Have-yeys, and if they were old they would be “been-yeys?”

She just groaned and said my dad jokes were getting worse.

So I made beignets for breakfast (think I'll leave that to the pros from now on).

I wake up my daughter (age 9) to let her know they're ready. The conversation goes like this:

Daughter: Are beignets ready? Me: They've been ready. Daughter: They've beignet ready?

I have to leave the room to keep from crying--I'm so proud.

His significant udder.

We’ve all beignet before, amiright?