Beer tap Puns

Slayer was on the radio and they had a great selection of beers on tap.

He asked the waitress what beers were on tap, which included Blue Moon and Sam Adams seasonal. He said "it's not a special occasion, so I'll have the Sam seasonal." After the waitress left, I asked, it's your birthday, what special occasion do you mean? He said "I only have it once in a blue moon."

It's like Tinder, but for beers you're interested in. It'll be called 'I'd tap that'.

So me and my grandparents are very close and we go out to eat at least once a month. One day we went to a restaurant that had a special on Natty Light. He orders one and I ask him, "Of all the beer they have on tap why would you order Natty Light?" To which he responds. "Natural Light is like making love in a canoe" I give him a confused look. "It's fuckin' near water!"

I applauded.

Dad: what do you have on tap? Waiter: well we do brew all our own beers. Dad: well I drink all my own beers!