Taco Belle
Because she's a Southern Belle
I said "I don't want the car owner virus"
Oh wait. I'm obese
The movie later earned a 'No Belle' prize
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
...but Quasimodo has a hunch.
At first the curse just brought him bad luck, causing vital equipment to break and provoking frequent but small injuries to him and his crew. Soon, however, the curse darkened and diggers the man had hired to help work his claim began to die in bizarre ways.
One was killed by an African scorpion that should never have made it to Alaska, let alone have survived the cold. A second drank a gallon of the mercury used to separate the gold from the ore. A third was found with a tree growing up through his body.
The man himself who owned the claim became more and more pale. His eyes became all white. His skin began to give off an overpowering smell of sulfur. He slept all day and at night he wandered the mountain above his claim, coming back each day looking more like a beast than a man.
The curse became so bad the last worker alive ran away to the nearest town to tell the authorities what was happening at the claim.
In an attempt to save the claim owner's life and lift the curse, a priest was brought in by dogsled to perform an exorcism on the man.
A sherriff from the town came with the priest as a bodyguard.
The exorcism was long, but apparently successful. Immediately the man's color returned, the sulfur smell disappeared, and he was able to sleep through the night for the first time in six months.
After the man awoke, the sherriff immediately arrested the man and brought him back to town with the priest. Standing in front of the judge, the sherriff was asked what charge the law had against the claim owner whose life had just been so dramatically turned around.
The sherriff looked at the man, then looked back at the judge and said in a slow and rumbling voice, "Possession as a miner."
Belle-oney!
The No Belle prize
He makes a great watch
He had experience in molecular Gastonomy.
It’s the little things that count.
It was a unique horn.
Had fantastic seats. We were assigned them.
Since its a big, it was touching the ground my whole time. I turn to my wife and say "Did you know T-Rex are mythical beasts? See it's a draggin'"
"Where have you been in the past 20 years?"
Two of them were still apprentices and learning the trade, but the third was a master at the craft and was also my friend. They were currently busy in the workshop working on a set of great wooden letters which spelled "BEAST". "Is your friend Paul the one working on the misshapen B?" Izzy asked. "Nope, that's not him.", I replied. "So is it the one working on the crooked E?"she responded. "Most certainly not!" I answered. I finally saw him and exclaimed, "On ST is the best Paul, Izzy!"
Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage.
It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
May not be Nessie-ssary, but Beast of Loch to you!
One day, the cow left a fake skeleton in the field, and the farmer thought the cow got torn apart by wild beasts. Sighing as he dropped his shotgun, he said,"Great. How am I gonna have beef with you?"
5 Eyes Boogers and Flies!
... is reliving the same day over and over in "Bourne Again"
... travels to the past to stop a terrorist attack in "Bourne yesterday"
... finally settles down and has a baby in "New Bourne"
... de-evolves into a feral beast who prowls the wilderness in "Bourne to be Wild"
Firstly, I think they really missed a trick naming these films.
Secondly... I know there are more of these...
...The number of the Feast
A more bid O'beast
"Presenting...Fantastic Beasts and Where to Fry Them!"
The scene is playing where Luke is hanging upside down and just managed to defeat the beast on Hoth by cutting off its arm.
Dad: Well you know why they call it a Wampa now.
Me: Why?
Dad: Because it only has one-paw.
Me: Uses Force Groan
Winner of the No-Belle prize.
then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil
