Bill must be the richest man alive!
Everyone has to pay him.
What would Michael Jackson’s pronouns be if he was still alive?
Hee/Hee
I know hitler isn’t alive today because if he was, he would have seen all of the jokes made off of him and be fürherious.
Assuming he were alive today, why couldn't Abraham Lincoln be accused of a crime?
Because he's in a cent.
Medusa claims to be the hottest woman alive
Unfortunately no one could prove otherwise so she won by default
If Michael Jackson was still alive he'd be in r/dadjokes.
Because they're bad! So bad! Really really bad!
If Ben Franklin were still alive today, what would he be best known for?
Probably his age.
What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she was still alive today?
Probably scratching the inside of her coffin.....
After WWII some of Hitler’s extended family was still alive. How many Hitlers could still be alive today?
I’m not certain, but I believe there are Führer than there used to be!
do you think Alexander would be an antivaxer is he were alive today?
i don’t think he would. after all, he’s not throwing away his shot.
My 7yr old got me: If the pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be famous for?
Being like 400 years old.
If I could be anyone, alive or dead...
I'd definitely choose alive.
Do you know what your grandfather would be saying if he were still alive?
Do you know what your grandfather would be saying if he were still alive?
...
"Let me out of this box!"
Dad if you could hang out with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
Robin Williams. The dead version I guess, since you gave me the option.
