Batting (cricket) Puns

A list of puns related to "Batting (cricket)"

Why can't china play cricket?

they keep eating their bats...

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👤︎ u/Mr_Jamington
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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I was playing cricket with body parts in the park today..

Nobody batted an eye lid!

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👤︎ u/andymac12345
📅︎ Aug 16 2015
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Dad has gone batty!

Redditors in Commonwealth countries may appreciate this one. I walked into the kitchen wearing a new shirt which has a pattern of ominous looking bats on it...

Dad: Is that your new cricket shirt?

Me: Wha..?

Dad: Your cricket shirt, because it has got bats on it.

I groaned.

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👤︎ u/wishthatihadduckfeet
📅︎ Jan 23 2014
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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