So I’m rolling through the supermarket and I see these Bare Skin condoms...
And all I can think is, “God please let it be panda”.
My friend told me he’d kill me with his bare hands
I asked him rather than his wolf hands ?
The grocery stores are bare right now besides some greens.
Only the lettuce romaine.
My boss is making me dig through a stack of hay bare-handed to look for anything that shouldn’t be there. I suspect he dropped his wedding ring while having an affair with the new girl he hired in the pile and now he is desperate to hide the evidence from his wife who might be on to him.
But I’m just grasping at straws here.
If we didn’t have the right to bare arms, I’d be a fugitive
I was at school today and they ask us if the bill of rights apply to us students i responded we can't bare shoulders never mind baring arms
I was sitting outside with my wife, without shoes, and I said ‘my feet are cold’. She said ‘that’s because you have bare feet’.
I said ‘they’re not bare feet, they’re man feet’.
An innocent father was prosecuted for lining his kids up and beating them with his bare hands.
"There was no punchline, your honor."
Him: I can kill someone with my bare feet!
Me: Well I'm really glad you're wearing shoes then!
"Don't touch that electric wire with your bare hands!"
I thought I was human.
The convention for bare feet knocked my socks off.
Don't rub your bare ear against someone elses
You might get hearing aids
I'm slowly killing the glove industry with my bare hands
A bare book walks into the bookstore and says “It’s so cold in here.”
Store owner hands him a jacket and says, “I got you covered.”
Bear hands for your bare hands imgur.com/044FTbN
I killed the glove industry with my bare hands
(From /r/gatekeeping )
I'm not that impressed when I hear about someone killing someone or something with their bare hands
I mean, that's gotta be easier than using your squirrel hands or deer hands, right?
Tried to catch some fog wuth my bare hands
Completely mist.
My Dad made this joke when I was about 4 years old. He had just caught a hare with his bare hands.
Me: How did you do that?
Dad: I just lay down on the ground and made a noise like a carrot.
Wife - "The fridge is a little bare"
Me - "No it's not. It's a fridge"
I have bare feet
Bear feet? They look like people feet to me.
