A very bare market
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartianGlassner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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So I’m rolling through the supermarket and I see these Bare Skin condoms...

And all I can think is, β€œGod please let it be panda”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brannono
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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My friend told me he’d kill me with his bare hands

I asked him rather than his wolf hands ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InsiderXP
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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The grocery stores are bare right now besides some greens.

Only the lettuce romaine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrillho333
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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My boss is making me dig through a stack of hay bare-handed to look for anything that shouldn’t be there. I suspect he dropped his wedding ring while having an affair with the new girl he hired in the pile and now he is desperate to hide the evidence from his wife who might be on to him.

But I’m just grasping at straws here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Propagansus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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If we didn’t have the right to bare arms, I’d be a fugitive
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonathanVlogs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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What's the bare minimum?

1 Bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psyman666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I was at school today and they ask us if the bill of rights apply to us students i responded we can't bare shoulders never mind baring arms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gardnbra7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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I was sitting outside with my wife, without shoes, and I said β€˜my feet are cold’. She said β€˜that’s because you have bare feet’.

I said β€˜they’re not bare feet, they’re man feet’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superchatchie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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An innocent father was prosecuted for lining his kids up and beating them with his bare hands.

"There was no punchline, your honor."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veehon
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Women have the right to bare arms.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Target359
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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Him: I can kill someone with my bare feet!

Me: Well I'm really glad you're wearing shoes then!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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"Don't touch that electric wire with your bare hands!"

I thought I was human.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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The convention for bare feet knocked my socks off.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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This subreddit is too bare
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirmonkey95
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2014
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Don't rub your bare ear against someone elses

You might get hearing aids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pun420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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I'm slowly killing the glove industry with my bare hands
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zoplik90
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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A bare book walks into the bookstore and says β€œIt’s so cold in here.”

Store owner hands him a jacket and says, β€œI got you covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Bear hands for your bare hands imgur.com/044FTbN
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomRadish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2014
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I killed the glove industry with my bare hands

(From /r/gatekeeping )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Fart_Liquids
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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I'm not that impressed when I hear about someone killing someone or something with their bare hands

I mean, that's gotta be easier than using your squirrel hands or deer hands, right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psykotic24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2017
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Tried to catch some fog wuth my bare hands

Completely mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuckereh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2016
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My Dad made this joke when I was about 4 years old. He had just caught a hare with his bare hands.

Me: How did you do that?

Dad: I just lay down on the ground and made a noise like a carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tambo96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2014
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Wife - "The fridge is a little bare"

Me - "No it's not. It's a fridge"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waggydizzle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2015
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I have bare feet

Bear feet? They look like people feet to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wdn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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What's the bare minimum?

1 bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordBaconGod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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