I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
Twitter has gone too far! Now they're banning Mario for threatening the President.
Evidently he found out that Trump was in Peach twice.
The government started banning alcoholic drinks, so I'm selling liquor in secret.
Donald Trump is reportedly banning the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
Did you hear Congress proposed a law banning tank tops?
It didn't pass because it violated the right to bare arms.
Public opinion was favorable for local farmer banning outsiders access to hills filled with mushroom on his land.
He had the morel high ground.
I kept bothering blizzard for banning hk supporter
He told me “what do you want with Mei
I don't think banning grapes is right.....
But I can see the raisin behind it.
Movie theatre are banning large bags to stop people from being in their own food...
Good thing I have a few Twix up my sleeve!
The news about Android banning Huawei is sad. But I know Huawei can fix this.
If there’s a will, there’s Huawei.
I heard the US is banning round bales of hay.
The cows aren’t getting 3 square meals a day.
Spain surprised the world by taking a stand by banning pens and enforcing the use of quills for handwriting.
No one expected the Spanish Ink Position.
Did you hear Trump is banning Kraft Parmesan Cheese in the green can?
#######MakeAmericaGrateAgain
I told my dad that Major League Baseball is banning collisions at home plate...
He responded... http://imgur.com/vJI33Rx
I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
I got banned from my local gym
I gues I just didn't work out
Can we ban jokes about German sausages? They are just the wurst
DO NOT spell "part" backwards!
I was banned from /r/dadjokes for posting about my love of canned pork products
What do you call a person who sells banned books?
Never thought cannibalism is so yummy(Another one of the ones that I want to cross post but r/puns bans cross posts)
Why should Australians be banned from international chess tournaments?
Cos they keep saying "check, mate"
You know, out West they're started to ban those big round bales of hay you see in that field over there..
.... The cows aren't getting three square meals a day.
(Also, to those who tell dad jokes at every opportunity, I really appreciate you. As a person who grew up without the joy of a pops embarrassing me with terrible jokes, I was always bewildered by the stereotype. Recently though, I've been taking a microeconomics course I was dreading having to take and my professor has "big econ dad" energy. There's a joke every few minutes in his lectures and they give me the energy to keep going. You are appreciated. Even if your kids, spouse, partner, friends, strangers groan at you, undoubtedly someone out there really appreciates your goofiness).
Got banned off of r/wholesome memes
for posting Swiss cheese jokes
Bill Clinton is banned from all the French bakeries in his neighborhood.
He kept feeling their pain.
I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
NASCAR bans the confederate flag?
Finally a turn in the right direction.
Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.
Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.
Hawaiin court over turns travel ban, says Muslims are welcome.
I got banned from Hawaii for having a loud laugh
All they accept is a low ha
I just killed the biggest mouse I’ve ever seen.
And got a lifetime ban from Disneyland.
I was recently banned from the Antiques Roadshow.
...I tried to have my family jewels appraised.
My Honda Civic was banned from the drive-in movies
They say it contains a huge spoiler.
I made that up on the spot and told it to my kid. He told me it's not funny and it's a horrible joke. 😟
My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night
Twitter might ban you if you post a COVID joke.
But there is a 95% chance you won’t get it.
Does France ban any activities for its universal healthcare?
I can't imagine the Pierre pressure it would cause...
Did you hear Hawaii has banned loud laughter?
Yeah, especially when using the same recycled joke 50 million times.
What do you call Cyclops if he transitioned?
An eX-Man
Hope I don't get banned but I approved the joke with my friends.
I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese, and make America grate again.
also in the news:
Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.
I got banned for posting my sandwich on reddit
My cousin tries to keep posting jokes on this sub, but gets repeatedly banned by the mods.
He’s my cousin, twice [removed].
I got banned from the buy sell trade group for this but it was worth it.
imgur.com/jrZ6LX8
People who believe that ketamine should be banned
should get down off of their high horse!
I actually don’t understand why Donald Trump wants to ban TikTok
What’s Kesha done to deserve this?
Found out that my nanna used to compete in banana eating competitions until she was caught cheating...
... Then they had to ban nanna
Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..
Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...
Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.
So I was at Chili’s the other day and when a waiter came to take our order, I asked him to turn the heat up and when he asked why
I replied it seems a bit chilly in here. I’m now banned at all Chili’s restaurants in the USA
Those who were firm in their beliefs when China banned marijuana...the people who kept growing and selling.
They are known as the pot stickers.
This just in, Donald Trump is banning all pre-shredded cheese in America
I guess he’s keeping to his promise of “Make America Grate Again!”
I got banned from /r/DadJokes for submitting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
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