BLVD Puns

> Me: See that house on the right over there? Your mom and I are moving there to live out our days. > > Daughter: What?... Why? > > Me: So that the entire world will know that we were always on the right side of history.

Many-a-groans were had. I now feel like more of a dad than ever.

My sister and I are meeting at the kings game and she calls me to see where I am. I am passing Adams Blvd. and noticed the humor if you say Adams backwards.

Sis: where are you? Me: passing Adams Sis: what? Me: I'm passing "Smada" Sis: what's "Smada" Me: Nothing, what's "Smada" with you?

Note: her bf heard me the first time.

I even heard him groan in the background