Butcher of "Baa"viken: Killer of over hundred innocent sheep.
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I've just ordered the personalised license plate BAA BAA.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Baa, coo, baa, coo. Why do i bother?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What is better than one baa?
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︎ Jun 28 2020
My kid (5) was running around saying 'Baa Baa I'm a lamb'
So I asked her to wear a plastic sheet, she goes to my wife and says her line again.
Baa Baa, I'm a lamb.
Wife: What's with the plastic sheet?
Me: She's been..... LAMBINATED
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︎ Aug 22 2019
are there any Sheep Puns that could be used to name a Sheep?
Names such as:
Baa-bara
Wool Smith
EWE-NICE
Brittney Shears
John Sebastian Baach
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︎ Jan 02 2021
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Where do sheep go for a haircut?
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DadHelp wanted: more variants for "interrupting cow" knock-knock joke to amuse kids
Everyone knows the interrupting cow knock knock joke but we like making up KKJs for other cows. Here are some of ours; please add more so I can continue to surprise and delight the young people near and dear to me. TIA!
(Obviously each joke goes "Knock knock" etc. I'll just write the "cow" part and the punchline)
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French cow: le moo
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Backwards cow: oom
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Upside down cow: woo
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Sad cow: moo hoo hoo
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Ghost cow: moo-oo-oo-oooo
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Police cow: moo ee oo ee oo ee oo
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Cow on a motorbike: (make zooming moo)
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Cow in disguise: Baa
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Horse in disguise: Moo
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Invisible cow: (quickly cover child's eyes) Moo
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Inaudible cow:
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︎ Oct 08 2020
How does a lamb, a drum, and a snake sound falling off a cliff?
Baa-dum-sss.
(Told by literally my dad)
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︎ Sep 16 2020
dont punish him
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︎ Mar 29 2019
You guys hear about the band made up of sheep and cows?
I like their song βBaa Moo Risingβ
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What did the alcoholic sheep say when asked where he wanted to go?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
When I noticed βHIβ in the alphabet, I thought someone was actually going to be my friend...
Then I saw the next two letters...
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︎ Apr 10 2017
Where do sheep go potty?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
The thing about the music for the Sheep Waltz...
It has 3 beats to each baa
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︎ Jun 26 2020
What laptop would a sheep use?
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︎ Apr 17 2020
I asked Google to find me pictures of pregnant mail carriers...
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︎ Feb 14 2019
Two farmers were talking. "Mate, why do all your sheep have those black stripes on their sides?"
" It's my new counting system, see that special collar on me dog, it's got a camera and it scans the sheep as the dog rounds them up. "
"Damn me, what'll they think of next? What's it called?"
"Baa codes mate"
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︎ Mar 22 2020
Did you hear about the sheep that looks like Lady Gaga?
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︎ Sep 02 2018
What do you call a sheep dipped in chocolate?
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︎ Jan 07 2020
I have a sheep called Ken
His girlfriend is baa-bie
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︎ May 11 2018
Which animal has the best Wi-Fi?
Sheep because they have the most baas
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︎ Jan 04 2020
All these sheep look the same..
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︎ Mar 19 2016
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
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︎ Sep 04 2019
How do you preserve a sheep.....?
....you lamb-inate it....
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︎ Nov 13 2014
What's a sheep's favorite art style?
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︎ Nov 30 2019
This one has made 5 year olds laugh
Q: How can you trust a tiger?
A: Because you know he's not lion.
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︎ Aug 27 2014
When they allowed the bass sheep into the barbershop quartet,
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︎ Jul 23 2019
What type of music do sheep like?
Baa-roque.
I'll show myself out...
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︎ Jun 25 2019
What do 80βs sheep listen to?
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︎ Jun 17 2019
Did you hear about the sheep's jousting tournament?
It was a real baa-lancing act.
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︎ May 24 2019
I've just bought the personalized number plate BAA BAA...
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︎ Feb 22 2019
I just bought the personalized license plate BAA BAA...
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︎ Dec 03 2018
Where do Sheep go to get haircuts?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff..
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︎ Apr 24 2020
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell into a river
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
A lamb, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff
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︎ Jul 01 2018
What do you call a sheep mixed with a drum mixed with a snake
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︎ Jun 22 2019
A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff.
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︎ Jul 18 2018
Where do sheep get their haircut?
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︎ Jun 10 2019
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.
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︎ Jul 25 2017
Where do sheep get their haircut?
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︎ Jul 02 2018
A sheep, a drum and a snake fell down the hill..
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