A farm sheep was bleating weirdly one day.

It’s owner could not believe the weird bleats the sheep was making,

so he asked out loud sheepishly in frustration:

β€œwhat the hell was that!?”

β€œYou herd me” - the sheep replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thicklog7
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In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.

Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined it’s momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.

All credit goes to my coworker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robertmmoore143
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I heard that Michael Jackson was GOAT

Just bleat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ternminator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Why are goats considered an advanced species?

They're always living on the bleating edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sid8tive
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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What do you get when you ask a goat to be a DJ?

A sick bleat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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[not a pun] need help with a punny name for my wife’s meatballs

Hey /r/puns! My wife is entering a meatball cook off this weekend and needs a name for her entry. Neither of us have the same meat naming talents as Bob Belcher, but thought you guys might be able to help.

She is making a lamb meatball with a creamy orange Moroccan sauce served over a small bed of couscous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/general_stinkhorn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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What do you call a buffet for sheep?

All you can bleat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/styxdyxx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What is a sheep’s favourite type of music?

Euro-bleats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liamvader1
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Sheep

This came to me this morning. I'm sure somebody has come up with it before, but for me it's original content.

If a sheep is having a dialogue in its own head, is that called internal bleating?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domsdad666
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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