5 Hilarious Airways Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Virgin Airways

I will never fly Virgin Airways. Why would you fly an airline that's never gone all the way?

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👤︎ u/adamsterling1973

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

We’ve just had a decorator in to do some work on the house. I got chatting to him and it turns out he is a British Airways pilot who’s been furloughed and earning a bit of extra cash.

He made a lovely job of the landing.

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👤︎ u/Tommadds

📅︎ Jun 09 2020

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After a lengthy court battle with British Airways Luggage Handlers...

I sadly lost my case.

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👤︎ u/great_red_dragon

📅︎ Nov 12 2019

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What would the director of British Airways say if he was announcing a baseball game?

The pitcher winds up... and Heathrows the ball!

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👤︎ u/greenviceroy

📅︎ Aug 23 2017

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Airway Managemnt in my EMT class

So one of my classmates is telling the instructor what type of suction unit we use for EMS calls.

The instructor says "Oh those really suck" (not meaning it as a pun)

I respond "Well technically they all do"

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👤︎ u/darksideguy

📅︎ Feb 18 2014

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