My 17yo daughter, while reading the ingredients of a new supplement that I’m taking, noticed that vitamins B1, B2, B3, B5 and B6 were included. She quickly asked, β€œwhat about B4? Where’s it?”

I quickly responded, it’s not there because you had it already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hrd4Yew69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Saw it in another sub, thought it belonged here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickyMemes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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I found a tumor in the vending machine.

Don't worry though, it was B9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fightagainst
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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In America, drug is the enemy. In Russia, drug is your friend.

Explanation: the Russian word Π΄Ρ€ΡƒΠ³ (drug, pronounced drook or droog) means male friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NerdWampa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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I booked a ticket on a plane that supposedly travels back in time.

I'm waiting at gate B4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon-Osterman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2017
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My dad got everyone at the airport today

So we're flying SouthWest airlines, which means that everyone has a boarding group A to D and a boarding number 1 to 60 to determine when everyone gets to board. As soon as they call boarding group A, my dad walks right up to the ticket checker with a big smile on his face and says, "Excuse me, but I believe I'm supposed to board before everyone else. She is confused for a moment and then he proudly holds up his ticket which has "B4" on it. Everyone kind of chuckled and I quickly buried my face in my hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvTheSmev
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2014
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What's the best B vitamin for memory retention?

B4!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDonutChef
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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Dad joke'd my dad in the airport

After we pick up our tickets....

Dad: Alright, we're at gate B4

Me: Before what?

Dad: Gate B4!

Me: Okay, before what though?

Dad: eyes rolls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zabruki
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2014
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