Disarming Skeleton in DnD

Dm: You walk into a room full of skeletons holding onto rusted weapons

Friend #1: Ok.... Uhhhh... Lets disarming the skeletons b4 they come alive.

Friend #2:Good idea, Ill grab the one with the spear.

Friend #3:Ill grab the one with the swords.

Me: and ill grab their arms :>

Friends and DM: -_-

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Aarvan05nxt
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 21 2021
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In America, drug is the enemy. In Russia, drug is your friend.

Explanation: the Russian word ะดั€ัƒะณ (drug, pronounced drook or droog) means male friend.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NerdWampa
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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My dad got everyone at the airport today

So we're flying SouthWest airlines, which means that everyone has a boarding group A to D and a boarding number 1 to 60 to determine when everyone gets to board. As soon as they call boarding group A, my dad walks right up to the ticket checker with a big smile on his face and says, "Excuse me, but I believe I'm supposed to board before everyone else. She is confused for a moment and then he proudly holds up his ticket which has "B4" on it. Everyone kind of chuckled and I quickly buried my face in my hands.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/EvTheSmev
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 16 2014
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I booked a ticket on a plane that supposedly travels back in time.

I'm waiting at gate B4.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jon-Osterman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 27 2017
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What's the best B vitamin for memory retention?

B4!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheDonutChef
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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Dad joke'd my dad in the airport

After we pick up our tickets....

Dad: Alright, we're at gate B4

Me: Before what?

Dad: Gate B4!

Me: Okay, before what though?

Dad: eyes rolls

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zabruki
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