A list of puns related to "Authenticity"
Bonafide
About a waffull.
So I called it FIFA Faux Pho.
I mean, the folks there were so nice, and as I left, the guy told me, "Get a long little doggy!"
I wonder if he's a fan of his predecessor, TwoFac Secure?
So we are at breakfast and a guy comes in with a old school red leather Michael Jackson jacket zippers and sequins. As we were leaving I walk by him and we said hi.
I said "when you came in I was going to tell you to "beat it". He said "and I would have lol".
Nope he didn't get it. His wife explained. π€¦π»ββοΈπππ
Whatβs with all this forced two factor authentication?
I think theyβve gone TWO FAH.
Seoul food.
They are always signed!
Credit goes to my young nephew (future dad) William
Transcend dental medication
Examination
My dad sent this over on text...
While it's true it was invented by a restaurant owner in Worcestershire, he couldn't come up with a catchy name. Serving it to a customer, the owner asked them how they liked their dinner. The customer replied, "It was delicious! What's this here sauce?"
Personal note: this is an authentic dad joke from my dad.
My infant has a pretty flat head, when I took him to the doctor's office to get a referral for a helmet to shape his head, they asked what his name was.
I told them, "Well, his name is ___, but we like to call him Phillips to encourage him."
I got some truly authentic guffaws, and my dadjoke confidence rose a bit. I feel like I may be getting the hang of this.
Im a photographer and was telling her about an assignment to photograph a woman and her early 20th century car and that the woman would be wearing authentic era clothing for the portrait.
Me: And she'll be wearing period appropriate clothing. Girlfriend: So she'll be wearing sweatpants?
I was totally dependent
But he was able to provide Foo Tractor authentication.
A newly married couple were confused on how to spend their honeymoon , the husband wanted to go to Australia first but the wife wanted to go to TIC TAC world(coz fuck logic). Upon further debate they ended on going to australia first because the husband thought the sequence was authentic.
if they did, they could go on a transmission
-- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast
I had to run a couple of errands between then and now, so my memory might be a bit fuzzy, but I'll do best.
Friend 1: "Sarah"
Friend 2: "Shawn"
Future dad: "Sam"
Sarah: There is no good way to eat a taco. (There is a dismembered taco sitting on her plate.)
Shawn: I know, right? It's seriously the worst-designed food, like, ever.
Sarah: Back in [hometown], there's this restaurant that sells authentic Mexican tacos. There's no grease or anything, just chunks of chicken with guacamole and salsa and a bit of cheese on top, and it's SO GOOD. I really shouldn't even talk about them, it's just making me homesick.
Sam: You mean you shouldn't taco 'bout them?
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