From Facebook Post:
We've lined up a great selection of authentic German beers for you and your friends to enjoy this year! We have always committed to only offering beers that follow Reinheitsgebot, the German Beer Purity Law that states the only ingredients that could be used in making beer are water, barley and hops.
However, as a new added twist this year, we are expanding our beer lineup. We will feature beers brewed in the traditional German style, but by your favorite local breweries, Wrecking Bar Brewpub and Arches Brewing.
ABK Edel Lager
ABK Hell Lager
ABK Schwarz
Arches Brewing German Pilsner
Arches Hefeweizen
AventinusWeizenbock
Ayinger Privatbrauerei BrΓ€uweisse
Ayinger Dunkel
Ayinger Jahrhundert
Beck's Pils
Bitburger Pils
ERDINGER WeissbrΓ€u
Franziskaner Dunkel
Franziskaner Hefe-Weisse
Gaffel KΓΆlsch
Hacker-Pschorr Munich Gold
Hacker-Pschorr Oktoberfest
Hacker-Pschorr Weisse
HofbrΓ€uhaus MΓΌnchen - Das Original
DunkelJever Pils
Julius Echter Weissbier
KΓΆnig Ludwig Weiss
Paulaner Hefe-Weizen
Paulaner Oktoberfest MΓ€rzen
Paulaner Oktoberfest Wiesn
Paulaner Premium Pils
Pinkus MΓΌller Hefeweizen
Pinkus MΓΌller Pils
Radeberger Pilsner USA
Radeberger Schofferhofer Grapefruit
Reissdorf KΓΆlsch
Schneider Hefeweizen
Spaten Oktoberfest
Spaten Optimator
Spaten Premium Lager
St. Pauli Girl Hell
Tucher Helles Hefeweizen
Warsteiner Oktoberfest
Warsteiner Pils
Warsteiner Premium Dunkel
Weihenstephan Hefeweissbier
Weihenstephan Original
Wrecking Bar Brewpub Breaking Bob KΓΆlsch
Tickets https://www.freshtix.com/events/15th-annual-german-bierfest
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
And boy are my arms legs.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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There hasn't been a post all year!
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
And then shook his arm really fast.
(True story, please groan with me.)
You take away their little brooms
