my wife said I had to choose between my two expensive hobbies: gardening, or audiophile

I agonized over the choice before realizing it was quite simple.

but of course, bose before hose!

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Why are audiophiles self-loathing?

They think audio files are inferior!

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I'm an audiophile and my gf wanted to try polyamory.

I said nah. Fidelity is important to me.

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👤︎ u/luxxanoir
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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A true audiophile rejects outdated stereotypes.
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👤︎ u/falkata
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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My Friends Say I'm a Pretty Big Audiophile imgur.com/KHvQpB9
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👤︎ u/Aschwab
📅︎ Sep 25 2015
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audiophile twitter puns
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Someone asked me if I was an audiophile today

I told them no but if I was, I'd be an mp3

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👤︎ u/JakeSnowy
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What do you call someone who really likes digitally storing music?

Audiofilephile.

What do you call a database of people who love sound equipment?

Audiophile file.

What do you call someone who loves a person who loves to store digitally storing music?

Audiofilephilephile.

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