What do you get when you cross the Titanic and the Atlantic ocean?
Halfway there.
*Too soon?
I have a joke about the North Atlantic Treaty
But, I won't say it to you because it's NATO business.
I'd like to plug my wife's attempt to cross the Atlantic in a bath tub.
But it's too late....she sank.
I was going to row across the Atlantic in a little boat...
Why couldn’t the watermelon and honeydew get married in Atlantic City?
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
About halfway!
Note: Shamelessly stolen from the Muppet Movie.
Just had a painter and decorator round, hes a furloughed Virgin Atlantic pilot.
He made a lovely job of the landing....
My son won’t eat Atlantic cod
He has Pacific taste in seafood
Me (feeling discomfort while at a North Atlantic bird-themed amusement park):
"Well, this is Auk-World...."
What does the Cessna pilot say when you ask him to fly across the Atlantic?
What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean
Did you hear about the cargo ship carry iPhones that went down in the Atlantic?
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
Half way!
Still feels too soon...
So the Atlantic and Pacific oceans were arm wrestling. At first the Pacific was winning, but then the Atlantic started to gain the upper hand.
You could say the tides have turned.
Ill be here all night folks.
A cargo ship hauling produce sank out in the Atlantic the other day.
Did you hear about it? Apparently it had an overabundance of leeks.
Why did the businessman learn the nautical alphabet before flying over the Atlantic?
He was travelling over C’s.
Why doesn't Atlantic Ocean move out of the Earth?
It has pacific neighbours.
My dad occasionally likes to go gambling in Atlantic City...
Me: How did you like Atlantic City?
Dad: It was great! I came home with a small fortune!
Me: Wow! How did you manage that?
Dad: Well, I left home with a large fortune.
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