At the Circus Puns

A list of puns related to "At the Circus"

Did you hear about the riot at the circus?

The fighting was intense.

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👤︎ u/SilentJoe1986
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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There was a huge fire at the circus last night!

It was in tents!

Source: facebook Dad Jokes

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 16 2020
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Yesterday at the circus I saw two fire breathers arguing.

I guess they were having a heated discussion.

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👤︎ u/jlionbad
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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At the circus a midget touched my wife’s boob.

I think someone put him up to it though....

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👤︎ u/337worlds
📅︎ May 18 2020
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My dad used to get shot from a cannon at the circus. When he retired they had to close the show.

They couldn't find another man of his caliber.

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👤︎ u/totuan
📅︎ Sep 22 2018
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Finally left my job at the circus where I was part of the human pyramid

That's a huge weight off my shoulders

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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I woke up and thought I was at the circus.

There was the big tent, in front of me.

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👤︎ u/SpecOpsAlpha
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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The tiger got loose at the circus and made it's first kill quick.

It went right for the juggler.

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👤︎ u/Jamman1358
📅︎ May 10 2019
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was InTents.

FYI I’m ready for your best fire puns.

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👤︎ u/PianoPlayer1323
📅︎ May 14 2019
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You guys hear about the orgy at the circus?

It was fucking in tents!

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👤︎ u/TavernHam
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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I saw some fire eaters at the circus last week

it was in tents.

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👤︎ u/Edd-Y
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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My 94 year old grandpa is a goldmine. Here is one of his favorites: Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

They said the fire was in tents

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👤︎ u/spartan6222
📅︎ Feb 17 2018
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Ya'll hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in-tents

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👤︎ u/ra1003
📅︎ Nov 02 2017
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If you're attacked by clowns at the circus...

always go for the juggler.

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👤︎ u/hypoppa
📅︎ Jul 02 2016
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At the circus, we're high up and there's a midget clown doing his thing...

"They look so little from up here."

Shaking of heads all around with a few nods of approval.

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👤︎ u/jamcan162
📅︎ Dec 06 2014
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents.

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👤︎ u/mrdavis342
📅︎ May 21 2020
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

I hear it was intense.

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👤︎ u/HumaOfTheLance
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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Did you here about the fire at the circus?

It was intents

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👤︎ u/PdawgUltimate
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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Did you ever hear about the fire at the circus?

It was intense!

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👤︎ u/NhojGamingYT
📅︎ Nov 20 2018
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents.

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👤︎ u/Sp4ceTimeJumper
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

I heard it was in tents.

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👤︎ u/ROTFLandmines
📅︎ Feb 06 2017
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was intense

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👤︎ u/Trtlman
📅︎ Feb 15 2016
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

The heat was intents

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👤︎ u/LTPUKnowMe
📅︎ Feb 05 2018
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

The heat was in tents.

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👤︎ u/loki143
📅︎ Jun 15 2016
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents.

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👤︎ u/Th31stHunter
📅︎ Mar 05 2013
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My Dad just told me this one...Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in-tents.

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👤︎ u/tardcorps
📅︎ Oct 15 2013
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