Astrophysics Puns

A list of puns related to "Astrophysics"

With all that's going on, I told my dad that finishing my degree in astrophysics may not be the kind of science the world needs right now.

He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."

Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."

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👤︎ u/Lostehmost
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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My son asked me, “Dad, I couldn’t sign up for my astrophysics class. What should I do?”

Me: Find a replacement. It isn’t rocket science.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 16 2019
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The astrophysics class I was planning to take filled up before I could sign up. Now I have to take something else.

It’s not Rocket Science.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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I never have enough time on my astrophysics exams

Generally speaking, they go by relatively fast

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👤︎ u/paanvaannd
📅︎ Dec 11 2015
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Astrophysical worms imgur.com/2l6MFbb
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👤︎ u/spahn711
📅︎ Apr 30 2014
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