Arborist Puns

A list of puns related to "Arborist"

I'm an arborist, but my wife hates it when I talk about forestry.

I feel like I can't boreal with her.

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👤︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it
📅︎ May 21 2020
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How does an arborist keep record of his business.

He keeps a log of every tree cuts down.

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👤︎ u/Dyspaereunia
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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I have an appointment with this arborist later

Is it a date?

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👤︎ u/nadrojylloh
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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My arborist friend was helping a tree that was peeling

But it turns out he was barking up the wrong tree

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👤︎ u/PLUMBUM2
📅︎ May 28 2019
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It's a shame there aren't more jokes for arborists...

I guess they aren't a very poplar.

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👤︎ u/XOIIO
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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What do you call 3 arborists having sex?

A treeway

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👤︎ u/pshawny
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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What did Lil John say to the arborist?

Oak, eh!

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👤︎ u/Macauley_Sulkin
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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What did the arborist say to Yoda?

May the forest be with you!

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👤︎ u/samtheboo
📅︎ Aug 30 2016
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[Request] Arborist/tree feller Puns.

I'm going to be a Branch Manager soon and I will need as many groanable puns as possible.

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👤︎ u/diablosscar
📅︎ Apr 17 2015
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In other news, today a military arborist was tried and hanged...

...for committing treason.

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👤︎ u/programminggeek
📅︎ Jun 11 2016
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What do you call a Michigander who loves trees?

Ann Arborist

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👤︎ u/LeJonJames31
📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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Contrary to poplar belief,

I am not an arborist.

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👤︎ u/lol_camis
📅︎ Aug 10 2016
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