What does the Pillsbury Doughboy keep under his apron?

Doughnuts

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/i_hate_p_values
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I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.

I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/buggaboobooy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Whatโ€™s under the dough boys apron?

Donuts

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FreshhPeaches
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Hey, you dressed in the apron, here's some dough.

You look like you knead it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BreakBye
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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What do you need to be good at cooking prawns?

You need apron

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Satanic_Smaug
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Not actually a dad...

But I think I've got potential. I'm a waiter. It was raining when I left for work earlier, so I put my apron on my head to shield myself. I thought of what I might say if anyone questioned me about it.

"I sometimes like to wear improvised nun hoods. It's not a very good habit."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Scipio33
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 01 2014
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Went to ihop with my dad

..and all the servers are dressed in little pieces of their Halloween costumes (kitty ears, face paint). But one employee was wearing the Blue IHOP apron and the blue and white striped shirt. [dad] nudges my sister with his elbow, "look, he's dressed as an IHOP employee".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nicodegallo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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Got my mom with a classic dad joke today

We were getting ready to cook some food for the family gathering we had today, and my mom pulls my dads camouflage apron out of a box. It had some writing on it but it was hard to read because of the color. She says to me, "I can't even see this." In which I reply, "WELL IT IS CAMOFLAGE!"

And that was the groan heard round the world.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/murdercrase
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 08 2014
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Hey Dad, Whats For Dinner?

Son: Dad, what's for dinner?
Me: fires up the grill
Me: It's a mistake!
Son: Why a mistake?
Me: Because she's married Mr. Steak!
Me: Ties Dad of the Year Apron and proceeds to grill some steaks

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vennythekid
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 03 2014
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Got Dadjoked while working at Home Depot

I was helping a couple with patio furniture and I told them to make sure to ask the cashier for the 50% discount on all patio furniture:

Me: If they give you any trouble, tell them to call Garden.

Customer: (Looks at my apron and points.) I thought your name is Chris!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MedStudent14
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 23 2014
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I just couldn't let this joke go by

I found a apron at the store that had tomatoes in a mason jar and said " I can, because I can." So I took a picture and sent it to a friend.

  • Me: (sent picture) I wanted to get this for you
  • Her: Why would you get that for me? I don't can.
  • Me: But don't you see? You can can!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Pinetreewhisperer
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