A jewelry appraiser's commute

My fiancΓ©e asked the appraiser if he took the train into work and he said "no way, the train takes me. I'd have to eat a whole bunch of Wheaties before I could haul something that big."

He also had three daughters. A diamond dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colinmacus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2015
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I was recently banned from the Antiques Roadshow.

...I tried to have my family jewels appraised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imnotwitty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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