Andy Griffith Puns

A list of puns related to "Andy Griffith"

What did Andy Griffith say when he caught his son taking drugs?

"Opie, um..."

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👤︎ u/copenhagen_bram
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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Andy's aunt on The Andy Griffith Show got poison ivy on her arm and all she did was complain...

She was Bee-itchy!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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Thanks to the Andy Griffith Show, Ron Howard...

...was the first OP.

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👤︎ u/incenseandelephants
📅︎ Aug 13 2018
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Do you know Andy Griffith's wife?

OP's mom

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👤︎ u/elliot91
📅︎ Nov 21 2015
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My son was dating Edith when he met a babe named Kate.

I told him you can't have your Kate and Edith too!!

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👤︎ u/PensionNo8124
📅︎ May 23 2021
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Whats yellow, has four legs, flys, and weighs a thousand pounds?

Two 500lb canaries 😂 (Joke may or may not have been stolen from The Andy Griffith Show S2 EP5 "Barney on the Rebound")

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👤︎ u/ilikebuttmunching
📅︎ Mar 24 2018
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