I’ve heard rumors about the elves and the naughty kids forming an alliance

Fortunately, Santa was able to prevent this COALiton

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I working on "Warcraft - The Musical". The songs write themselves.
  • My horde will go on
  • Alliance sleeps tonight
  • A horde day's night
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My little brother just laid down a perfect dad joke..

My brother and I are watching Star Wars VI. The Rebel Alliance is talking about destroying the shields on the planet Endor. I turn to my brother and ask him, "Isn't Endor the planet with the forests and tall trees?". He grins, turns to me, and says, "No; that's Outdoor". I'm astounded a 12 year old could be so clever.

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My friend got me in the car.

Talking about video games.

Me 'yeah I like Forza.' Him 'but it has Marvel ultimate alliance too.' Me 'I like Forza better.' Him 'so you're a raceist?'

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