A list of puns related to "Ali"
Jellyfish: Done
Muhammad Ali: sting like a bee
Jellyfish: I am nailing this.
Gaseous Clay!
I guess you could say he's an Ali-gator
Both boxed.
Because he has knowledge in Ali-G bra
Pay Alimony.
Of course in his prime Muhammad Ali was only 4
Usain Bolt
Ali.
Sea-alis.
Never lost a boxing match against Muhammed Ali either. Also never lost a single game in the NBA Finale.
It was Litter Ali, a work of art.
I say Middle Eastern cuz I honestly forget if he's Iraqi or Iranian. We were getting to know each other, and I asked him to tell me a fable from his country of origin. It went like this:
Ali: In (the town he grew up in), there is a tower. A very very tall tower, many stories high, with only stairs. And legend says that if you climb all the way to the very top...
(pause)
Me: What happens?
Ali: completely straight face You will get very dizzy.
That was it. I thought it was hilarious.
Aurora Bore-alis
I call him Moo-hammad Ali.
Both boxed
Gaseous Clay
Litter Ali
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