The Twelve Imams Puns

No? Then you sure as hell aren't babysitting my kid!

The bartender says, "I think there's a typo hare".

Dozen tit?

In the 1976 movie The Twelve Tasks of Asterix, Caesar challenges both Asterix and Obelix to twelve seemingly impossible tasks to prove whether or not they are gods. These tasks are, in order:

1. Win a race against Asbestos, a Greek marathon runner capable of running fast enough to reach jet speeds.
2. Throw an Olympic regulation javelin farther than Verses the Persian, who can throw a spear far enough to cross the Atlantic Ocean.
3. Defeat Cylindric the German, a judo expert born 18 centuries before the invention of judo.
4. Pass through the Isle of Pleasure without surrendering to hedonism.
5. Survive being hypnotized by Iris the Egyptian.
6. Eat the entire banquet served by Calorifix the Belgian, including a whole flock of mutton, an omelette made of eight dozen eggs, and a whole stuffed elephant.
7. Escape the Cave of The Beast alive.
8. Obtain Permit A38 in The Place That Sends You Mad without going mad.
9. Cross a canyon full of Nile crocodiles on an invisible tightrope.
10. Solve the riddle of the Old Man of the Mountains.
11. Survive a night on a plain haunted by the ghosts of a Roman legion.
12. Defeat every single gladiator, soldier, and wild animal in the Circus Maximus.

The rules here are the same as the movie: two characters must work in tandem to clear all twelve tasks together without failing a single one. Both characters can take on the task together, but if one character fails, the other has to clear the challenge for them.

Who can successfully clear all twelve tasks, and how do both of them do it?

Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve and thirteen.

...which coveted the heart of tree of life, and the heart slowly grew dry. To tend and embrace the heart of tree of life, the legends hereby divide the tree in half and hide each side. Hence, time is over-turned and space turns askew. The twelve forces divide into two and create two suns that look alike into two worlds that seem alike. The legends travel apart. The legends shall now see the same sky but shall stand on different grounds, shall stand on the same ground but shall see different skies. The day the grounds be kept a single file before one sky in two worlds that seem alike, the legends will greet each other. The day the red force is purified, the twelve forces will reunite into one perfect root, a new world shall open up.

 

OR:

If K-Drama genres became music, what songs would they be? This is what u/Zypker125 thinks those genres would be. Here's the songs for this week's Jukebox!

1. EXO - MAMA (Horror/Supernatural)
2. The Boyz - Right Here (Music/School)
3. [MV] Pink Fantasy - FANTASY (Suspense/Thriller)
4. ONEUS - Twilight (태양이 떨어진다) (Historical/Drama)
5. Stray Kids - Hellevator (Psychological/Dark)
6. Dreamcatcher - Full Moon (스페셜 안무영상) (Fantasy/Magic)
7. UNB - Feeling (감각) (Angst/Tragedy)

BONUS:

1. fromis_9 - Glass Shoes (유리구두) (Youth/School)
2. Seventeen - Mansae (Romance/Comedy)

* NOTE: You may/may not recognize that fromis_9 and Seventeen's songs have already appeared on Jukebox, but I like this "Bonus" feature and it seems people like the bonus feature as well. So, “Glass Shoes” and "Mansae" have been put on Jukebox once again for review. Please read the Special Instructions before reviewing.

First time on Jukebox? Don't worry, I got you (literally, I caught you right before you were about to faint, how convenient):

Each review must come with a score between 1 - 10, inclusive. 1 being this song being this song elicited no feeling in you, 10 being this song hit right there for you! Every review should provide some sort of insight into your thoughts and your score for the song. You are encou

I was the richest twelve year old at school on Mondays. Never got caught. Only god can judge me. I asked for forgiveness. I’m sure god has a place for me when go to face him. 👍

Cool. Go for it.

If I remember correctly the body of the imam was trampled by the army of Yazid and left in the desert alongside 72 other man so yeah how did they found his body?

I didn't really know what to think of her with Tennant, and honestly she was a bit overplayed/annoying with Smith. Kept undercutting his good moments sometimes. But with Capaldi, she clicked so well it was beyond natural. Shame they only got one episode together, they fit each other the best.

new to the sub, so glad to have found it :)

Surely Karim's the kids know that this is all a big scam! but there's big money involved, will there be fractions and dissent within the family?

exciting times to be an ex-ismaili!