With the A380, Airbus really had a lot…

Toulouse.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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My pants always fall down when I wear my Airbus belt

It was made Toulouse

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On which type of bus does everybody get high?

An Airbus.

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👤︎ u/MrQuesada
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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My wife plays violin. I used to play trumpet. Last night we talked aviation.

My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.

Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."

Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"

Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."

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