Kid's of Air traffic control employees must get grounded a lot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MatticusPrime127
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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What did the air traffic controller say to the angry pilot?

Cool ya jets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1m4h4x0r309
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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After the pilot had a sudden heart attack, an air traffic controller had to coach a passenger in landing a cargo jet full of various cuts of select Kobe beef

The steaks had never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My buddy quit his job as an air traffic controller to become a monk, and now regrets it.

It’s like he got out of flying plans and into the friar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Air traffic controllers are hard to deal with...

if they don't like your approach.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2018
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Pilots

Pilots should avoid falling in love with Air Traffic Controllers. Chances are, they'd let you down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trueanurag
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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There's no "I" in team.

I've heard my Pop tell this story so many times, I feel as though it's my duty to share it with this wonderful subreddit.

So, Pops is an air traffic controller. And a few years back, there was an initiative to boost workplace morale and get people to work together as a team.

Needless to say, the whole campaign was the butt of lots of jokes around the sector. Not that teamwork is a bad thing, of course. Just easy fodder for jokes, particularly in a group of middle-aged, dad-joke-loving men.

So one time, Pops is shooting the shit with another controller, and they're giving each other a hard time about one thing or another. And their supervisor walks up; real squirrelly guy who didn't cut it as an actually controller so they made him a supervisor (the FAA is silly that way). And he hears my Pops and the other guy razzing each other, and sticks his head in the sector and says, "Gentlemen, there's no 'I' in 'team'."

And Pops responds, "Yeah, but there's a 'U' in 'stupid'!"

Every time he tells that story, he just loses it. Cracks himself up. Even though I'm sure I've heard him tell it two dozen times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigafricanhat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2013
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