It was a giant missed stake.
Boobs on the moon 2024
Bc no one ever Chevyβd a river
But her aim is getting better!
Itβs a dart board on the ceiling
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname βthe machineβ for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him βHow does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?β
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. βWhat do you mean?β He said.
The reporter clarified βliterally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!β
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed βyeah, my greatest failure...β
βWhat do you mean?β Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh letβs out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
βIβve been aiming left this whole timeβ
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!!
(gravity falls, anyone?)
Transcend dental medication
An arigator
Hebrews
You just need to throw yourself at the ground - and miss.
I am proud to say I hit one of them
-Gary delaney
Chemistry
no one got their lemonade and the cake was ruined
To make the "p" silent
Never mind it'll fly over your head
I'm aiming for where to start. All of my resources are shot. I'm gunning to go soon. Please be a deer and let me know.
I've herd the animals go out with a bang.
surehecan
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My friend once told me she watched Regular Show all the time. I said, "I guess you could say you watch it regularly." We are not friends anymore. (True Story)
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
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I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning⦠But I mist my chance. I guess I could dew it tomorrow!
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Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.
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Why do eggs hate jokes? The answers always crack them up!
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What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator? "Hey, close the door! I'm dressing!"
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Somebody stole all my lampsβ¦. And I couldn't be more de-lighted!
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I once met a pig that did karate⦠We called him Pork Chop!
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Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning!
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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve!
(Source For All Puns Except The First) https://bestlifeonline.com/bad-funny-puns/
Maybe theyβre aimed at a younger audience.
But theres too many drawbacks
But my aim is getting better
..Discus
Apparently it is just you was not the correct response n
Please give me puns I can quickly shout while walking through the hallway and chucking candy after screaming the pun. Preferably candy you would get on Halloween. Thank you for helping me out.
You are Musketeers of my heart.
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i hate myself
But their aim is starting to improve
But her aim is getting better
but her aim is getting better
But her aim is getting better!
But her aim is getting better!,
But her aim keeps getting better.
But her aim is getting better!
