What did the guy say when 900 kg of small rectangular blocks made of sun-dried clay landed on him?

Duh! He didn't say anything because he died instantly, but an eyewitness said it hit him like a ton of bricks

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Adobe Acrobat Reader
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Adobe is the world’s newest up-and-coming religion, according to Google

Google search traffic around the world shows that more and more people are asking about β€œhow to convert to PDF”

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Why didn't the Justice League accept the Adobe Sponsorship?

Because it would have required them to kill Flash.

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How to make a Visual Pun | Adobe Illustrator youtube.com/watch?v=wj6LH…
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When Adobe decides to finally end Flash Player, they’ll actually be building something new!

They’ll be breaking newgrounds!

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I was diagnosed with PTSD after having too many traumatic experiences as a digital artist.

The worst symptoms are the Adobe flashbacks

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While traveling out west I found a house made of adobe...

Not sure who would build a building out of that company stock...

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Why can't a Jedi email photos or files?

Under the Jedi Code, attachments are forbidden.

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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you.

You have my Word.

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Apparently Peter Frampton helped create Adobe Acrobat

And that's why they're called Petey-Fs

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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What did Adobe say to its son Photoshop?

PS I love you

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Disney reveals that the upcoming "Kenobi" series will be streamed exclusively in Flash player

It will be titled Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What do you call an organized crime ring that sells Adobe products?

A flash mob

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How do Jedis open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2021
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Which program do jedi use to open PDFs?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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A dog used lived in a clay-brick house but was evicted for not paying his mortgage..

A Dobie's adobe abode owed dough.

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Star Wars Puns

From movie puns we provide you the funniest collection of Star Wars puns

What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob!


Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang Solow!


Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? Because he’s always a little short


What program do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi


What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi


What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks


What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be


Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? At the Darth Maul


Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Craig: Who? Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi!


Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? Daniel: What? Matthew: Bow ties, of course!


Deen Why was the droid angry? Mark: Why? Deen People kept pushing its buttons.


Luke: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? Lei Not sure. Luke: To get to the Dark Side.


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.


What do Whipids say when they kiss? Ouch.


What is a jedi’s favorite toy? A yo-yoda


What do you call a pirate droid? Argh2-D2


Where does Jabba the Hutt eat? Pizza Hutt


What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? β€œThe” Why is Han Solo a loner? Because he’s solo.


What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi What do you call a Sith who won’t fight? A Sithy.


What time is it when Darth Vader steps on your chronometer? Time to get a new chronometer.


What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrrgh-2-D2


Which side of a wookie has the most hair? The outside.


Where does Jabba eat dinner? Pizza Hutt


Who do Jedi call to help open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi


What do you call someone that tries to be a Jedi? Obi-Wannabe


What do you call a bounty hunter from Alabama? Bubba Fett


What time is it when Jabba the Hutt sits on your blaster? Time to get a new blaster! Why is Luke


Skywalker always invited on picnics? He always has the forks with him.


Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving? Grand Moff Turkeyn


What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? Game of Clones


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My girlfriend loves me, I swear.

We've been watching the Flash, which is awful TV at its finest. You'd expect anyone to watch this to enjoy some good punnery, but that's not the case. I texted this to my girlfriend and got a condescending "Oh, honey..." in response.

My text: "If someone sculpted Barry Allen out of clay, you could call him Adobe Flash."

I swear she loves me but I don't always know why.

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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