Actinidia polygama Puns

Im new to this community but this plant is a tricky one to find id like to get a cutting to grow fruit and give my cat something to enjoy in my garden does anyone have any resources to find this thank you

Everything I've seen on Amazon has comments saying it's a scam. Rareexoticseeds.com also has a lot of people saying it's a scam. Are these seeds available anywhere?

Hi--I'm interested in keeping a silver vine plant for my cat, since I think she could benefit from the stimulation. But I'm having a hard time locating them where I am? Looking online seems to get me other varieties of actinidia plants, and I'm not sure if they'll have the same effect. If someone would point me in the right direction I'd be much obliged.

#BATTLE OF CHAOS

Etymology/Translation Corner

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Kaiba: "I've been waiting, Yugi!!"

Yami Yugi: "I'll let you see my new strategy. It's my turn! Draw! Run through the field, Super-Magical Warrior - Master of Chaos!! Wager your pride as Duelists, and infuse your very souls into your Decks!!"

...

Yami Yugi: "You can obtain a very special Black Magician! Let's go!!"

Kaiba: "Come on!!"

This is a list of translated Japanese names for all of the cards in Battle of Chaos. See below for further notes.

Each card name is linked to an image!! (Use an image-zooming extension like Imagus to view them instantly.)

Any questions or issues you may have about the translations are welcome.

1. Magikuribo
2. Dimension Conjurer
3. Timaeus the Combining Dragon
4. Blue-Eyes Jet Dragon
5. Lord of Dragon - Dragons' Dictator
6. Kosmochlor, Empress of the Icy Water
7. Aegir of the Icy Water
8. Kingfisher, the Boat on the Icy Water
9. Dinorphia Therizia
10. Dinorphia Diplos
11. Gullinbursti, Beast of the North Star
12. Ivaldi, Blacksmith of the North Star
13. DD Gryphon
14. Ghostrick Siren

I'm fairly new to Perth (2 years) and I don't know much about the flora laws, I'm looking at tracking down a Silvervine plant (Actinidia polygama) does anyone know potentially if it is available anywhere or if it's part of a prohibited plants list?

Is there somewhere I can go to check?

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Have some Grand Blues! I don't have more to say than that! Yay!

New translations:

Episode 1232: Searching from the Outside

Episode 1233: The Young Cat Finds Himself Worried

Episode 1234: Matatabby Panic

Episode 1235: All-Out Cat Attack

Episode 1236: Destroy MEOW-TRON!

Tumblr:

https://gabuex.tumblr.com/

Previous translations and Reddit posts:

https://gabuex.tumblr.com/grand-blues

Translator notes:

General notes

1232:

One interesting thing about Japanese is that it often just uses adjectives as exclamations unto themselves, whereas in English a full imperative sentence is required for the same effect. In this case, the Japanese that I translated to "watch out" in the first panel was abunai, which literally just means "dangerous", but when used unto itself as an assertion, it conveys an implicit command to the listener - in this case, that the person ought to take care to avoid the danger. Another recent example of this came in episode 1229, in which meiwaku was used as an exclamation to indicate annoyance or bother with a situation, despite the fact that it's just a noun that means "a trouble", or "a bother". Emotional outbursts are the most commonly found situations in language where you reaaaaally have to do a slant translation that conveys the emotional communication rather than the actual words used.

1233:

The title of this episode is quite loosely translated. The exact title is Nayameru Waka-Neko, or "Young Cat Who Is Able to Be Worried", but that sounded... very strange when rendered directly in English. I figured that the main point of the title is that the cat is surprised to be worried, or is not expected to be worried, so I did my best to come up with an alternate title that more naturally conveyed that idea in English.

Another point I should mention is that Japanese and English often have quite different ways of rendering the same sound effect, which often presents a bit of a conundrum regarding how to best translate vocalized sound effects. English typically renders a cat's voice as "meow", whereas Japanese typically renders it as "ny

Pilot on me!!

Buenosdillas

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Why

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.