A list of puns related to "Absinthe"
My wife and my son are talking about absinthe. Then I walk into the room.
Me: "What are you two talking about?"
Wife: "Your son heard about an absinthe bar in Nashville."
Son: "Dad, have you ever tried absinthe?"
Me: "No. All I know about it is that it makes the heart grow fonder."
They set 'em up. I knock 'em down.
he was the one they tried in absinthe, yea?
I was talking to my mom about absinthe scented lotion and I asked her, "Do you know what absinthe is?" And she replied with "When you miss a day of school." It was perfect.
I observed that absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Dad: You know what they say about absinthe?
Me: No dad, what?
Dad: Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
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