Absinthe

Makes the heart grow fonder.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TooFarTom
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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The absinthe bar

My wife and my son are talking about absinthe. Then I walk into the room.

Me: "What are you two talking about?"

Wife: "Your son heard about an absinthe bar in Nashville."

Son: "Dad, have you ever tried absinthe?"

Me: "No. All I know about it is that it makes the heart grow fonder."

They set 'em up. I knock 'em down.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Crash_86
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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The fugitive who made off with all that anise and fennel;

he was the one they tried in absinthe, yea?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheNigerianHyperion
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Was also dad joked by my mom.

I was talking to my mom about absinthe scented lotion and I asked her, "Do you know what absinthe is?" And she replied with "When you miss a day of school." It was perfect.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Moosetracks01
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 26 2014
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My wife was talking about sharing absinthe with friends.

I observed that absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tard_farts
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 19 2015
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At a bar with my dad

Dad: You know what they say about absinthe?

Me: No dad, what?

Dad: Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HattrickMarleau
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 20 2013
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