Wife told me to wear a bluish-grey shirt..

Wife: wear the blue-grey hylete instead.

Me: but I like the brown one so I'm gonna wear that. See abigail (our daughter) is wearing pink and white, you're wearing purple and grey and I'm wearing brown.

Me: This way people know I'm the shit in this family!

Wife then proceeded to rolls eyes while I laughed.

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👤︎ u/AbunaiXD
📅︎ Aug 17 2016
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A storm

There was storm here in Ireland last week. It was called storm Abigail.. my father says "now I know why it was called Abigail" "why daddy?" "Because it was a big gale".... This really happened

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👤︎ u/rosietobes
📅︎ Nov 17 2015
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