AUS Puns

A list of puns related to "AUS"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Just beakause.

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👤︎ u/smokeweaver
📅︎ Nov 12 2017
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What do you call a smaller version of a British mother?

A minimum.

*Applies to Aus, NZ, and Canada too. Basically if you're not from the US and live in an English speaking country.

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👤︎ u/HighJarlSoulblighter
📅︎ Nov 07 2014
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What do you call a country that is also a cooking appliance?

Aus-strainer

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👤︎ u/blackcat74
📅︎ Apr 25 2017
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