Who's the main character in the legend of Zelda?

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👤︎ u/neoraydm
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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My son was born today (totally true story)

A couple of hours later, I text my wife

"I don't want to alarm you, but I'm the hospital"

edit: the original message

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📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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I went to the Service Station to get an Ice Cream with my two cousins and my mate...

Before I start; a golden gaytime is an ice cream that's pretty big in Australia.

So we went to the servo to get an ice cream. We were having a look when my cousin says "Hmm, I think I might have a Gaytime", to which I replied "Well when you're done just buy an ice cream and meet us at home."

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📅︎ Dec 26 2014
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Man with camera and merciless stream of dadjokes (video)

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0DybnAqW44

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👤︎ u/brownbat
📅︎ Apr 17 2015
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My dad swooped in for the killing blow today

My mom said she was making Indian food tonight, including naan. I asked if she had all the "naan-essentials." She made an angry noise. "Sorry," I said, "was that a naan-sequitor?"

My dad happened to walk in just then. "Punish him!" my mom said to him.

"What? Why?"

"He keeps making puns!" My dad paused for a moment.

"Sounds like he's the one pun-ishing you."

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👤︎ u/WasabiofIP
📅︎ Jan 24 2015
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