A list of puns related to "API"
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βOh, he will, sweetheart, he will.β
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API - Clearwater Florida - Lorena Bobbitt's sister Luella was arrested yesterday for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition. Luella has been charged with one count of a misdewiener.
Proudly I bring you my Dadβs first joke book! Heβs a dad and he compiled all of these hilarious jokes about coffee(possibly the best drink known to man)!
Hereβs a few from the book;
-Coffee doesnβt ask me stupid questions... be more like coffee
-Donβt try to please everyone... remember you are NOT Coffee
-My morning coffee gives me the strength to make it to my mid-morning coffee
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