999 (band) Puns

A list of puns related to "999 (band)"

Started a band called 999 megaybtes

We still havent gotten a gig

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👤︎ u/Jackieboi24
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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I was once in a band called 999 megabytes.

We could never quite get a gig.

Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?

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👤︎ u/Nickl444
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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I recently started a band called 999 megabytes.

We're good but we still haven't gotten a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/SuspectedAphid
📅︎ May 01 2019
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There's a band called 999 megabytes

They're ok, but they haven't had any gigs yet

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👤︎ u/CrispyCream87
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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Did you hear about that new indie band 999 Megabytes?

Yeah, that makes sense, they don't have any gigs yet.

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👤︎ u/gt0t
📅︎ Feb 08 2018
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Dad goes: Have you heard the band "999 megabytes?"

... No?

They're looking for a gig.

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👤︎ u/ThisTwoFace
📅︎ Jun 22 2015
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Daddy Band

I'm starting a band and we're calling it the 999 Megabytes... We're hoping to get a gig soon...

Heard it from a friend.

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👤︎ u/Scott_IUsed2Know
📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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Nerdy band joke I heard from a friend

"I just joined a band called 999 Megabytes...

we haven't done a gig yet!"

Note I realize a gigabyte is actually 1024 megabytes.. but I let it slide.

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👤︎ u/krayneeum
📅︎ Jan 31 2014
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Have you heard about that band "999 MB"?

Well they haven't gotten a gig yet...

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👤︎ u/djkress
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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I recently started a band called 999 megabytes...

We’re good but we don’t have a gig yet!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ May 24 2019
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I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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I started a band called 999 megabytes.

We still haven't gotten a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/NonstopSuperguy
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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I started a band called 999 megabyte

We still haven't gotten a gig.

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👤︎ u/tanakritt
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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I made a band called 999 megabytes

But we don't have any gigs yet.

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👤︎ u/Unlimited_Porgs
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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I started a band called 999 megabytes

We haven't gotten a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/hornwalker
📅︎ Aug 15 2015
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Did you hear about the band called 999 Megabytes?

I thought not, they haven’t had their first gig yet.

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👤︎ u/Stormo9L
📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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