999 (number) Puns

A list of puns related to "999 (number)"

I M LIVID
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👤︎ u/Farhan_Hyder
📅︎ May 22 2019
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Why do German girls all have the same phone number?

Every one of them I ask says

999-9999

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👤︎ u/ENJOYblet
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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my daughter can't always see the humor in my jokes

http://imgur.com/ksB8cST she had to replace her phone and lost all her contacts...she posted "I need numbers.I lost all of my contacts.", so I replied "can't you just wear your glasses?!"... she wasn't as amused by my joke as I was.

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👤︎ u/samoerai
📅︎ Oct 03 2014
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