If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
I went to a bookstore and saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems".
Last night I had a dream that I ate a 50 lb marshmallow.
This morning I woke up and my pillow was gone.
Today is the 13th anniversary of my father passing and this was my favorite joke that he used to tell. Enjoy.
If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,
What do you get when you have 50 pigs and 50 deer?
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
Do you know what 50 Cent used to do every time he got hungry
Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?
I just heard an announcement on a loud speaker outside my home saying, "If you invest 50$ just once, you can sit and eat for the rest of your life".
I went out and saw the idiot; he was selling chairs.
An apple pie in Jamaica is £1.50, a cherry pie in Barbados is £1.60 and a mince pie in Trinidad is £1.80.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Ill see myself out
January sales - 50% off all medieval torture devices.
Yesterday I put a $50 note in my freezer.
Does that mean I have frozen assets or cold hard cash?
A tree’s wood is 50% carbon, 42% oxygen, 6% hydrogen, 1% nitrogen
You can call it a chemis-tree
Tickets on sale now for 50 Cent opening for Nickelback...
What do you call 50 penguins in the Arctic?
What does the 50 yard line and a toilet have in common?
Here's a 50 y/o pun on a magnet
“Judge, 50% of my parking tickets are bogus!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Ok..... Judge, half of my parking tickets are bogus!
I donated almost 50.000$ to a charity for mute children
They didn’t even say “Thank you”
I saw a sign in a shop window that said "Watch batteries fitted, £2.50."
I thought “Why would anyone pay to see that?”
10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, and 90 walked into a bar
Exactly 50% of Roger Federer’s name is ‘er’!
That’s it, that’s the joke! ;)
A slice of pie is $2.50 in Jamaica, and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
A steak pie will cost you $2.50 in Jamaica, in Barbados its $3
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
A slice of key line pie in Jamaica is 2.75, while a slice in the Bahamas is 3.50.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
Do you know what 50 did when it was hungry?
Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now it’s $1.50
What did 50 do when he got hungry
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
Air used to be free at gas stations, now it's $1.50. Know why?
What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?
A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. It is $2.50 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
What did 50 do when it was hungry?
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry?
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
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