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Normally I just give the big info dump at the top but I think I'm going to save it for the bottom of this post this time around.
But first, thanks to the Anonymous supporter and Max Kreuzer, even though you tried bribing me Max. Thank you guys for your support. Please join the Discord using Ko-Fi. I set it up so it SHOULD work but it's my first time.
Anyways, thanks for reading guys and make sure you check out the bottom of this post.
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Year 2514, New Colony World- AJS-982-JP
βWarning warp jump detected,β A synthetic voice rang out.
βYour coffee is ready,β Another more cheerful synthetic said.
Mmmmm, I get why people love the stuff. The addiction is great and a cup of joe always smells divine.
βWarning warp jump detected.β
Clunk.
I sat my mug down and grabbed my toast and went to take my first bite,
βWarning warp-β
βOKAY! I fucking heard you, damn itβ¦β
Iβm getting old not going deafβ¦ but I guess I did program the thing to warn me like this. I could only sigh deeply.
I donβt want to die on an empty stomach but they must be getting close. I guess my time has finally come. It was always a matter of when not if. Only a naval destroyer or bigger would trip the alarm I had set up.
I stood up from my dining table, rolled my aching shoulders, did a few air squats that made my knees feel like dust, and went to go look outside.
Opening the door I was greeted by the familiar sight of my fully automated wheat plantation. This small little backwater lush world was the perfect place for someone like me. It also helped that this planet was beautiful as all hell, with so much greenery. It was destined that this planet wouldnβt survive five hundred years just like how I wasnβt going to last five minutes against orbital bombardment. The Human population of this world wasnβt even four digits large nor was the AJS very big in the
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