β€ͺWhat did the 25-cent coins do after a round of flipping?‬

They retired to their separate quarters‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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My son has to pay me 25 cents every time he uses poorly worded sentences.

It’s the syntax

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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My boyfriend is gonna be a great dad one day.

I saw him picking up a quarter off the floor.

I said to him, "Is that where you keep all your quarters? That makes a lot of sense."

He says, "Yeah, 25 cents." then laughed for 5 minutes to himself, then kept laughing about it sporadically throughout the day.

Edit: I just wanna say thanks to my s/o /u/rainbowdongs for being so hilarious. <3 Happy anniversary! Love you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cruelhag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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