Everybody asks me how I got from Iraq to Afghanistan back in 2007...

But no one believes me when I say Iran.

^(For everyone confused, Iran is in between Iraq and Afghanistan on a map.)

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Dad: "I can't believe 2007 was 10 years ago."

Kid: "It wasn't..."

Dad: "I know. That's why I don't believe it."

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The animated flick about honey collecting insects from 2007 wasn't a blockbuster...

... because it was a Bee movie.

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He Brews it
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My Dad's proudest moment was actually my joke....

We're walking into Home Depot or Lowe's sometime in November 2007. For whatever reason (probably $) this store had displayed their Christmas trees by tying a rope around the trunk a few strong branches down from the top and hanging them to normal level from the rafters instead of mounting them in some sort of water. My dad makes some comment about this "Oh, look, they hung the trees."

Without thinking or even realizing what I'm about to say, I respond: "They must have committed High Treason."

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Dad jokes: now showing at a theater nearest to you.

The year was 2007. The movie Reign Over Me was showing in theaters, so my family made our way down to the theater. My dad moseys his way on up to the ticket counter,

Dad: Can I have four tickets to that show... What's it called... Something about the weather?

Ticket Counter Woman: (blank stare)

Dad: Oh I know, I'll have four tickets to Water On My Head.

Ticker Counter Woman: (more uncomfortable blank staring)

Dad: Oh I'm sorry, I meant REIGN ON ME!

Cue more blank stares from the ticket sales woman.

The fact that I still vividly remember that joke, more than all the others, 7 years later kind of amazes me.

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📅︎ Feb 11 2014
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Uncle Charlie on the Miami Dolphins

In 2007 my cousin and I were talking about the Miami dolphins being 1-15 when my uncle Charlie chimes in, "There's something fishy about those dolphins. I think they lose on porpoise."

Classic.

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