1940 Puns

A list of puns related to "1940"

Did you hear about the blind German from the 1940s?

He could Nazi.

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👤︎ u/HanlonRazor
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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My grandfather, who was in the army, once told me, “1940, I met my first love. 1946, my second. 1950, I met the woman of my dreams.”

“It was quite a hectic evening.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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What do you call a blind German in the 1940s?

a Not-see

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👤︎ u/nilslorand
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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Did you guys hear about the coolest bone of the 1940s?

It was hip.

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👤︎ u/RockandNerfing
📅︎ Mar 19 2015
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As a kid, whenever my friends rotary phone rang...

...his dad jumped up into a boxing stance and said, "what round is it". For you kiddies, rotary phones sounded like a bell ringing.

Backstory, he often reminded us we were talking to the 1940 something pacific fleet middle lightweight champ.

He was a great guy and I miss him.

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👤︎ u/battle_hardend
📅︎ Aug 21 2013
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What do you call a blind German in the 1940s?

A Not-see.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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