1080 Puns

A list of puns related to "1080"

I think my New Year's resolution is going to be 1080 x 720
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKrixMachine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2015
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080 Pee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mckraken01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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So my dad just told this joke tonight

Dad’s mate: so we got any New Years resolutions? Dad: 1080, 720p

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crash-7g42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Got asked what my new year's resolution was

Told them "Same as last year, 1920 X 1080"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manuel_f_p
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Little late, but I think /r/dadjokes would like to see a list of my New Years resolutions
  1. 1920 x 1080 (tower PC)
  2. 1366 x 768 (chromebook)
  3. 1080p (TV)
  4. 1024 x 600 (tablet)
  5. 360 x 480 (phone)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DupaZupa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2014
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My new years resolution is 1920 x 1080.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/markgofast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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What do you call it when you go to the toilet and pass crystal clear urine?

1080 pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aldo712
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What’s your New Years resolution?

Mines 1920 x 1080

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GorillaScrotum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Mate asked me what my new years resolution was....

I said 1920 by 1080

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caspa9141
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2016
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