.td Puns

A list of puns related to ".td"

I td my son he would get arrested playing barefooted outside. He asked why

I told him there were cops who were on foot patrol outside...

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👤︎ u/Fromhell187
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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My dad and I were at TD Bank to make a deposit...

There were baby shower decorations set up for what looked to be one of the employee's baby shower, and some food was laid out.

My dad: Look, it's a bank-quet!

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👤︎ u/mjkaufer
📅︎ Jun 21 2014
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Who tells the best Egg jokes?

Comedi-HENS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0tzTdL3k0U

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👤︎ u/thatschaalfolks
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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Olive Garden Fantasy Football

In a fantasy football league with some olive garden employees. Team name is Olive the TDs. Anyone have any other good team names?

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👤︎ u/LeadKisses
📅︎ Sep 25 2016
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This Wifi connection [x-post pcmasterrace]

http://i.imgur.com/Sd7dvTd.jpg

I thought it belonged here.

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👤︎ u/So_Much_Fat
📅︎ Mar 17 2015
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Level 9 Dad.

http://i.imgur.com/TdCDnn8.png

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👤︎ u/recoveringgayfish
📅︎ Oct 14 2014
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