Int-deer-esting courtesy of r/therealjoke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theatrekidluc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Very int-arresting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extrahub
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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"Kiss me and I'll turn int a beautiful princess," said the frog to my friend. He kissed it...

And croaked because it was a poison arrow frog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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[Warning]: 18++
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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What do you call a fish with 10 eyes?

A fiiiiiiiiiish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vaughn_Diesel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2015
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Did you hear about that man that crashed his boat ?

Did you hear about that man who crashed his boat int the dockyard ? It was so rude of him to barge in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaronOfTheZompoc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Did you hear about the programmer that got fired?

He didn't get arrays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Codahk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2011
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The man who saved Reddit

In the not too distant future, web censorship is pervasive; speech and freedom are strangers to one another; while pirates sail the seas with impunity, digital pirates are incarcerated by the busload.

Anyone who speaks out against this ban on open-dialogue or the free-sharing-of-ideas is ground down and hidden away, and the resistance is loosing its will.

A small group of contributors to reddit, huddled together in a bunker beneath barely-waving flags of Snoo, worked tirelessly to repost new ideas from around the internet, to release ideas from their chains, and make speech free ... again!

But it was not to be - a gang of the governments anti-piracy enforcers descended on this, the last bastion of humankind's will to share-freely. Arriving in an armored bus, ten shock-troopers breached the bunker and it looked like the day was lost.

Fortunately for us all, one brave redditor led the collective out a back entrance and they circled to the driveway. This leader told the other redditors to wait in the bushes while he overpowered the one soldier left guarding the transport. There was a flash of movement, a crack from a fallen branch as it struck the guard, and then, stolen keys in hand, the hero revved the engine and told the redditors to pile in.

He had to will himself ignore the gas gauge as he floored the accelerator on the 25,000 pound ticket to freedom - there was only survival or defeat, and nothing in between. Sirens came alive behind him as he rushed for the border to the promised land, to the Free-North.

As the engine begins to cough, the titanic weight of the transport cleaves the barricades asunder and the pursuing vehichles have to hard-brake to avoid skidding beyond their corrupt jurisdiction. Both exhausted and elated, the redditors follow their hero to the freedom promised by their new surroundings ... but their peril is not yet passed.

Though most of the pirate-hunters glower from the south-side of the border, one special agent has crossed over and is speaking with the border guards. The tension is thick. A long-faced guard turns to the newcomers, clearly troubled by what he must do.

"Folks," he says, a pained look on his kindly face, "I'm sorry, to do this, don't cha' know, but I got no choice, eh!"

Confused, the redditors look to one another, and tremble as they notice the agent's smug expression, greedy eyes fixed on the leader of the exodus.

"Look here, now, you are all welcome here, of course, and since speech is free here, we are

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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A man slept for longer and longer each year.

He was gaining inte-rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SauceMaster6464
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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What do you call a noteworthy nap?

InteRESTING

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FukMeDudy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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I'm getting old

Popped one on my daughters today, received with blank stares.

I was passing a large piece of scrambled egg over.

Egg crumbles and falls off the fork.

Daughter:argh it fell off!

Me: yeah it had poor int.egg.rity

#Tumbleweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phunkygeeza
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2014
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Dadjoked a coworker at a retail store.

This one doesn't work as well typed out, but it's still pretty good. A co-worker was putting up a basket of returns, and he stopped by to ask me where the Efferdent goes. I said "I don't know, maybe you should put some more effort into it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalJunkie101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2015
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